1 00:00:03,599 --> 00:00:09,800 It's a new life for two girls named Brady who have left the front to make it 2 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,800 their own. 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:17,980 Jan fell in love with a man named Phillip, the nicest guy she'd known. 4 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,560 trip and left Mom alone for a few nights. I'm glad we invited her to sleep 5 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,380 Oh, I love your mother. 6 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:33,680 So do I. 7 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,160 I have a lot of fun when she's around. So do I. 8 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:38,200 I think it'll be a disaster. 9 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,940 So do I. 10 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,680 And Mike, while you're away, the girls insisted that I sleep over. 11 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,560 Right. Oh, Phillip and Wally said they wanted me to stay too. 12 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,920 Well, I had a lot of things planned to do around here in the evenings, but when 13 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,500 they beg and plead like that... 14 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:56,780 How can I say no? 15 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:58,760 She could have said no. 16 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,860 But she didn't. 17 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,820 Mothers -in -law by tradition cause problems. 18 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,100 Oh, Philip, that's so old -fashioned. 19 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,800 Mom's not a mother -in -law. She's mom. 20 00:02:10,139 --> 00:02:13,760 Well, maybe so, but we've never had a house guest before, and we're just 21 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,760 learning to live together. 22 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,300 I'll bet five bucks it's gonna be a mess. 23 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:25,759 to be fine. 24 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,100 I think Wally's right for a change. I'll bet $5, too. You're on. 25 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,980 A gourmet dinner, an immaculate house. 26 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,500 Mom won't be so impressed. She'll probably vote us kids of the year. 27 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,060 Probably will. 28 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:04,530 with the yellow wire. 29 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,010 You'll get an orange wire. 30 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:12,670 Well, listen, Mom will really... Mom will really be impressed with this. 31 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:16,810 appliance in the house will be set up on an automatic timer. And in case of an 32 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:20,230 emergency, I rigged it to alert the police department, the fire department, 33 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:20,989 the hospital. 34 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:22,310 You left out chicken delight. 35 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:27,510 You know, Philip, I've already finished my work. 36 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,170 You can't... 37 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:33,940 Yummy. 38 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,000 she felt sorry for Marsha's goldfish because she thought they were tired out 39 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,260 from swimming all day long. 40 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:52,340 She was so sad because they were wet and cold. 41 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:54,720 Never mind, Mom. 42 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:59,300 It was so funny. Jan dried them off with a towel and put them on her pillow to 43 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,800 sleep with her in a warm, dry bed. 44 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,040 Jan, how could you do that? 45 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,480 I was just a kid. 46 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,680 No excuses. 47 00:05:12,650 --> 00:05:16,230 You tell everybody about last night's dinner. Yeah. Well, it wasn't my fault. 48 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:17,230 excuses. 49 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:20,950 Nowhere on a TV dinner does it say to take it out of the box before you put it 50 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:21,950 in the oven. 51 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:28,290 Well, anyway, Marsha's best cooking is never done, uh, in the kitchen. 52 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,560 After dinner, banana. 53 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,380 Oh, really? The dinner was just great. 54 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:02,640 I mean, the salad was yummy, the veal was just right, and the casserole was 55 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,640 scrumptious. 56 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,400 I insist. Now, you sleep in our room. 57 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,740 Aw, thanks, Philip. 58 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,700 Good night. Well, come on there, roomie. 59 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,720 Good night, Mom. Good night, Dan. 60 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:15,940 Good night, everybody. 61 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,540 Philip, thank you. 62 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:21,260 Mom, I want to tell Philip something. Would you give me a minute? 63 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:22,780 Oh, sure. 64 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,540 Take all the time you want. 65 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:26,580 Mom. 66 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,000 It's our first night apart since the wedding. 67 00:07:37,770 --> 00:07:38,770 I got plenty of company. 68 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:42,810 Yeah. But did you ever try to snuggle up to a goldfish? 69 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,650 No, but you did. 70 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,290 I told you, I was just a kid then. 71 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:51,010 That's right. I guess I'll kiss you goodnight anyway. 72 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:54,670 That's right, guys. We're married. 73 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:11,830 put on your pajamas? 74 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,490 You know I don't have any. 75 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:19,010 How about your jeans? 76 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:47,220 are you thinking about? 77 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,600 Jan and Philip. 78 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,580 It must be hard on them spending the night so far apart. 79 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:55,940 Philip is only in the living room, not Siberia. I don't. 80 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,260 But I just think that you could have volunteered for the cot when Philip 81 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:00,099 to take it. 82 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,140 And leave you in here all by yourself? 83 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,640 I could have never done that to you. 84 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,720 Yeah, but you'd be in the living room, not Siberia. 85 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,460 Let me put it this way. 86 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,220 No. 87 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,700 You don't want me to pout, do you? 88 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,880 I can pout for weeks. 89 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:49,550 not what you think. 90 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:50,770 Too bad. 91 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:57,550 Well, it won't happen again because Wally has agreed to sleep on the cot. 92 00:09:58,830 --> 00:09:59,830 I have? 93 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:03,850 I guess I have. 94 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:08,830 Yes, sir, there's nothing more I want to do in this world than to sleep out 95 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:14,910 here. Just me and the cot and 32 guppies. 96 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:00,150 Mom sleeps with Marsha. 97 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:04,910 Well, that means... Hi, roomie. 98 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,170 Jan? Oh! 99 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:26,970 I just wanted to kiss you goodnight. 100 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:28,930 Oh, well, you already kissed me goodnight. 101 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,640 Well, I can't get too much of a good thing. 102 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:37,540 What a kiss. 103 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,020 I hear bells. 104 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:44,400 I'd like to take credit, but it's the door. 105 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,760 At this hour? 106 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:46,900 Yeah. 107 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,460 Coming, coming. 108 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,219 Good evening. 109 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:55,520 Hello. I found this kid in front of your house here, and he said he belongs to 110 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,520 you. Harry, are you... 111 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,500 pay him over here, okay? Oh, sure. 112 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:08,000 It's all right, officer. We're sort of his home away from home. Well, is this 113 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,979 cot for the kid? 114 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:14,640 Oh, I can explain, officer. You see, this cot is here because my mother -in 115 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,460 is sleeping over. Oh, are you his mother -in -law? No, I'm his wife. 116 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:19,660 Ah! 117 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,840 Don't tell me you're his mother -in -law. 118 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,100 Now, she's sleeping in there. 119 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,440 I'm sleeping in there with Philip. 120 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,080 is sleeping with my mother -in -law. 121 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,880 Both of your mother -in -laws are sleeping with your wife. No, we only 122 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,480 mother -in -law. But you got two wives. 123 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,640 Oh, hello. 124 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,879 Who are you? 125 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,100 Oh, I'm his wife. 126 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,020 And I'm their mother -in -law, and I should be sleeping on the cot. 127 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:53,500 That would make you his wife. 128 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,820 You see, it's all a matter of deciding who sleeps with who. 129 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,400 Whom. Who sleeps with whom. 130 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:01,060 That's what I'm trying to find out. 131 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,500 It's very simple, officer. You see, right now... It's my turn to sleep with 132 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,500 Wally. 133 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,120 Oh. 134 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:16,620 Folks. Folks, I'm sure there is a simple explanation for this, but... Oh, boy, 135 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,780 it's probably too complicated. 136 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,480 Officer, trust me. I can vouch for these people. 137 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,440 Why not? 138 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,880 He's the only one that makes sense around here anyway. 139 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,420 this night would be a disaster. 140 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:44,000 The other five dollars we bet him, we should have made it ten. 141 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,860 Harry, I told you before, I don't like you out on the streets at night. 142 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,099 I'm not. 143 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,360 I'm in your living room. 144 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,040 And in two minutes, you're going to be in the bedroom. 145 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,200 Now, that's not very practical. Where is he going to sleep? 146 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,090 You think it bothers me? 147 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,569 Yes, you're right. It bothers me. 148 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,690 Blink. Please, just once. Blink. 149 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:14,990 That one. 150 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,349 What's she doing here? 151 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,690 Thanks. I didn't want to wake anybody up at the doorbell. 152 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:31,070 Well, that's okay. I was up anyway. But what are you doing up? Well, Sam's at 153 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:34,360 our own... night bowling tournament, and I heard a noise outside my house, and I 154 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,400 went out to check it out, and the wind blew the door shut and locked me out. 155 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:40,560 Oh, well, you might as well spend the night here, Alice. Everyone else is. 156 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,820 Hey, will you watch TV? 157 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,880 Is it too early for the late show or too late for the early show? No, I think 158 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,880 it'll make too much noise. 159 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,040 We could play a game. 160 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,360 Oh, that's a great idea. 161 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,580 You get the game. 162 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,170 belong here. 163 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,790 Lady, nobody does. 164 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:25,970 A, Sonny and Cher, B, Tarzan and Jane, or C, Anthony and Cleopatra? The answer 165 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:28,590 is C, Anthony and Cleopatra. 166 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:33,370 Next question, Brady Junkies. What was the name of Greg and Peter's baseball 167 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:38,750 team? A, the Rockets, B, the Smog Dogs, or C, the Aces? 168 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:42,670 Stay tuned. The answer's coming up after the next Brady Prize.